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Two Thousand Insults for All Occasions - by Louis Safian (Paperback)

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  • "Classified by subject-- from 'Big Heads' through 'Nudists' to 'Squelches'-- this tongue-in-cheeck reference romp is guaranteed to put the right retort in the right head at the right time.
  • Author(s): Louis Safian
  • 228 Pages
  • Humor, General

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"Classified by subject--from "'Big Heads' through 'Nudists' to 'Squelches'--this tongue-in-cheek reference romp is guaranteed to put the right retort in the right head at the right time".--Dr. Frederick Shroyer, "Los Angeles Herald-Examiner". **Lightning Print On Demand Title



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"Classified by subject-- from 'Big Heads' through 'Nudists' to 'Squelches'-- this tongue-in-cheeck reference romp is guaranteed to put the right retort in the right head at the right time." --(Dr. Frederick Shroyer, Los Angeles Herald-Examiner)

"When I am not rolling on the floor I am asking myself where Safian found all those insults to compile." --(Wes Lawrence, Cleveland Plain Dealer)

"Ought to come in handy, sooner or later, for anybody." --(Chicago Daily News)

"Too many bright sayings occur to us the day after they've needed. With this book you'll be fortified with a whole arsenal of remarks, ranging from mild to caustic, depending upon the need, to use in disposing of bores or squelching the quarrelsome and pompous." --(Sioux Falls Argus-Leader)

"Here is an amazing anthology of insults and near-insults that should delight the heart of any sales manager who'd like to communicate with his salesman more forcefully-- or add zest to his speeches." --(The Sales Executive)

"The most intriguing book of the year." --(Art Goodwin, WHEN-TV)

"My girls have trouble remembering one jot of their homework. I'll bet they can recite that book from cover to cover." --(Jim Bishop, King Features Syndicate)

"Just what the doctor ordered. Memorize enough of these and you can be the wit of the party." (John Barkham, Saturday Review Syndicate)



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"Classified by subject-- from 'Big Heads' through 'Nudists' to 'Squelches'-- this tongue-in-cheeck reference romp is guaranteed to put the right retort in the right head at the right time." --(Dr. Frederick Shroyer, Los Angeles Herald-Examiner)

"When I am not rolling on the floor I am asking myself where Safian found all those insults to compile." --(Wes Lawrence, Cleveland Plain Dealer)

"Ought to come in handy, sooner or later, for anybody." --(Chicago Daily News)

"Too many bright sayings occur to us the day after they've needed. With this book you'll be fortified with a whole arsenal of remarks, ranging from mild to caustic, depending upon the need, to use in disposing of bores or squelching the quarrelsome and pompous." --(Sioux Falls Argus-Leader)

"Here is an amazing anthology of insults and near-insults that should delight the heart of any sales manager who'd like to communicate with his salesman more forcefully-- or add zest to his speeches." --(The Sales Executive)

"The most intriguing book of the year." --(Art Goodwin, WHEN-TV)

"My girls have trouble remembering one jot of their homework. I'll bet they can recite that book from cover to cover." --(Jim Bishop, King Features Syndicate)

"Just what the doctor ordered. Memorize enough of these and you can be the wit of the party." (John Barkham, Saturday Review Syndicate)

Dimensions (Overall): 9.19 Inches (H) x 5.95 Inches (W) x .58 Inches (D)
Weight: .75 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Sub-Genre: General
Genre: Humor
Number of Pages: 228
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
Format: Paperback
Author: Louis Safian
Language: English
Street Date: January 1, 1964
TCIN: 81035272
UPC: 9780806500393
Item Number (DPCI): 247-69-7882
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.58 inches length x 5.95 inches width x 9.19 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.75 pounds
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