Darvy Potter and the Heir of Slytherin - by Wyatt Jen O'Syde (Hardcover)

Book Synopsis

A parody of the Harry Potter novels. In 2037, Muggles are driving wizards into extinction. Mr. Fruitcake is the worst Minister of Magic since Cornelius Fudge. Things are so bad that the Sorting Hat committed suicide. Do trolls deserve the right to vote? What will the babies be like when Muggles marry house elves? Should giants and goblins be allowed to use wands? What will happen when half the Hogwarts students are affirmative-action Muggles? Can the all-Wizarding town of Hogsmeade be desegregated to end apartheid between the magical and non-magical worlds? The corpse of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named floats pickled in a jar of formaldehyde, but now new dangers threaten to destroy Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. During her first year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter's granddaughter Darvy faces Antifa protesters, Islamic terrorism, critical-race theory, and self-loathing wizards who want to destroy the magical community. Will Darvy Potter celebrate multicultural diversity at a Hogwarts that is almost unrecognizable to her grandfather Harry? Will Muggle inspectors close the school before Darvy and her friends can unearth Slytherin's legacy in the Chamber of Secrets? Must British wizards establish an exclusive ethnostate to ensure their own survival? Hilarious answers to these exciting questions await readers of Darvy Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.