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I Need a New Butt! - by Dawn McMillan (Paperback)

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About the Book



A boy notices his butt has a huge crack! Will he replace it with an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky storybook!



Book Synopsis



"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" -- Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem -- his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book -- no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." -- Storywraps



From the Back Cover



A young boy suddenly notices a big problem--his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book--no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
Dover (2014) republication of the edition originally published by Oratia Media Ltd., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012.
See every Dover book in print at
www.doverpublications.com



About The Author



Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem Smaller, winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

Dimensions (Overall): 11.17 Inches (H) x 8.21 Inch (W) x .29 Inch (D)
Weight: .35 Pounds
Suggested Age: 4-8 Years
Number of Pages: 32
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Sub-Genre: Humorous Stories, Concepts, Readers
Publisher: Dover Pubns
Format: Paperback
Author: Dawn McMillan
Book theme: Body, Beginner
Language: English
Street Date: September 17, 2014
TCIN: 54368928
UPC: 9780486787992
Item Number (DPCI): 059-03-7514
Origin: Made in the USA
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Estimated ship dimensions: 8.2 inches length x 0.2 inches width x 11 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 1 pounds
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Q: what is the age appropriate?

submitted by greatgrandma - 4 years ago
  • A: Hi, greatgrandma! Regarding your question about the I Need a New Butt! - by Dawn McMillan (Paperback): the recommended age is 4 - 8 years.

    submitted byIvan - 4 years ago
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Q: What is the difference in the books "I Need a New Butt" and "I Need a new Bum"? Both written by Dawn McMillan. Thank you.

submitted by nettiersnr - 5 years ago
  • A: They are the same. One is just Australian/British and one American. I thoroughly enjoyed both, so you really can't go wrong with either. Hope you enjoy!!

    submitted byBoredATHome - 5 years ago

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