Return of the Living Elves - by Brian Peter Asman (Paperback)

Book Synopsis

When Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human flesh. As elf-zombie hybrids take over the small town of Pine Canyon, California, Jimmy fights to survive alongside a Christpunk named Landfill, and a mysterious, PTSD-stricken soldier. Hold onto your stockings because the elves are back, baby!

"This Yuletide-themed homage to one of the greatest zombie films ever made is a rollicking good time. Brian Asman delivers laughs and gory thrills galore in a book sure to put you in the holiday spirit-if you don't get disemboweled first. Eat the fruitcake and take the ride." -Bryan Smith, author of 68 Kill

"With 'Return of the Living Elves, ' Brian Asman shows he's the funniest, goriest, scariest comedy-horror creator this side of James Gunn. If you loved 'Man, F*ck This House' (and you should love 'Man, F*ck This House'), you're going to absolutely flip for this one."- Nick Kolakowski, author of Absolute Unit and Love & Bullets

Review Quotes

"It's hard not to admire the gonzo ambition of this cheeky holiday fright fest...an entertaining hodgepodge of Christmas and zombie fiction tropes." - Kirkus Reviews

"This Yuletide-themed homage to one of the greatest zombie films ever made is a rollicking good time. Brian Asman delivers laughs and gory thrills galore in a book sure to put you in the holiday spirit-if you don't get disemboweled first. Eat the fruitcake and take the ride." -Bryan Smith, author of 68 Kill

"With 'Return of the Living Elves, ' Brian Asman shows he's the funniest, goriest, scariest comedy-horror creator this side of James Gunn. If you loved 'Man, F*ck This House' (and you should love 'Man, F*ck This House'), you're going to absolutely flip for this one."- Nick Kolakowski, author of Absolute Unit and Love & Bullets

"Funny, action-packed, and killer Elves...a Christmas gift that keeps on giving." - HorrorDNA

"Brian Asman's Return of the Living Elves is a wild, sleigh ride whiplash of quips, gore, and heartfelt humor. It belongs on every bookshelf, right between Romero and Dickens. I loved it!"" -Shawn Mansouri, author of Spare Parts

"Unique and filled with quirky charm" - Caleb Stephens, author of If Only a Heart

"Readers may now rejoice as author Brian Asman is back once again with his antics just in time for the holiday season...equipped with an infectious, comedic prose." - Horror News Network

"Offensive, lazy, a cheap knockoff as plastic as the ugly lawn ornaments that sprout up every Christmas. I LOVED it!" - Ryan Young, author of Keeper of the Dead