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The Beast and the Bethany - by Jack Meggitt-Phillips

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  • Lemony Snicket meets Roald Dahl in this "wickedly funny" (James Ponti, New York Times bestselling author), deliciously macabre, and highly illustrated tale of a hungry beast, a vain immortal man, and a not-so-charming little girl who doesn't know she's about to be eaten.
  • 256 Pages
  • Juvenile Fiction, Humorous Stories
  • Series Name: The Beast and the Bethany

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Lemony Snicket meets Roald Dahl in this "wickedly funny" (James Ponti, New York Times bestselling author), deliciously macabre, and highly illustrated tale of a hungry beast, a vain immortal man, and a not-so-charming little girl who doesn't know she's about to be eaten.

Beauty comes at a price. And no one knows that better than Ebenezer Tweezer, who has stayed beautiful for 511 years. How, you may wonder? Ebenezer simply has to feed the beast in the attic of his mansion. In return for meals of performing monkeys, statues of Winston Churchill, and the occasional cactus, Ebenezer gets potions that keep him young and beautiful, as well as other presents.

But the beast grows ever greedier with each meal, and one day he announces that he'd like to eat a nice, juicy child next. Ebenezer has never done anything quite this terrible to hold onto his wonderful life. Still, he finds the absolutely snottiest, naughtiest, and most frankly unpleasant child he can and prepares to feed her to the beast.

The child, Bethany, may just be more than Ebenezer bargained for. She's certainly a really rather rude houseguest, but Ebenezer still finds himself wishing she didn't have to be gobbled up after all. Could it be Bethany is less meal-worthy and more...friend-worthy?



About the Author



Jack Meggitt-Phillips is an author, scriptwriter, and playwright whose work has been performed at The Roundhouse and featured on Radio 4. He is scriptwriter and presenter of The History of Advertising podcast. In his mind, Jack is an enormously talented ballroom dancer, however his enthusiasm far surpasses his actual talent. Jack lives in north London where he spends most of his time drinking peculiar teas and reading P.G. Wodehouse novels.

Isabelle Follath is a freelance illustrator living in Zurich, Switzerland, with her lovely husband, her sweet daughter, and her fabulous dog. She has worked for advertising agencies, magazines, and publishers for over fifteen years, but Isabelle's true passion lies in illustrating children's books. When not drawing, Isabelle can be found making lots of coffee, trying new crafts, or going on a hunt for new art supplies and the perfect greenish-gold watercolor. Visit her online at IsabelleFollath.ch.

Dimensions (Overall): 7.6 Inches (H) x 5.1 Inches (W) x .8 Inches (D)
Weight: .4 Pounds
Suggested Age: 9-13 Years
Number of Pages: 256
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Sub-Genre: Humorous Stories
Series Title: The Beast and the Bethany
Publisher: Aladdin Paperbacks
Format: Paperback
Author: Jack Meggitt-Phillips
Language: English
Street Date: December 14, 2021
TCIN: 88906216
UPC: 9781534478909
Item Number (DPCI): 247-55-2131
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.8 inches length x 5.1 inches width x 7.6 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.4 pounds
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5.0 out of 5 stars with 1 reviews

One of my favorite reads of 2020!

5 out of 5 stars
Mindy - 4 years ago
The Beast and the Bethany has all the classic macabre humor of Roald Dahl with the warmth and charm of Despicable Me, finished off with a gleeful bite of Little Shop of Horrors! The characterization is brilliant. Ebeneezer is eccentric and posh while Bethany is feisty and brattish. Both are flawed characters that you just can’t help but like, and it was wonderful to see how the characters grow emotionally and how their relationship evolves throughout the book. I can’t pinpoint my favorite thing about the book but the humor, sarcasm, sass, wonderfully weird characters and equally bizarre foods all came together to create a wickedly hilarious story! This was one of my favorite reads of 2020! Highly recommend!
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