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David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists - (Paperback)
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Highlights
- Get the book that tells the world: "I like to read large-print TV tie-ins!
- Author(s): David Letterman
- 176 Pages
- Humor, Topic
Description
Book Synopsis
Get the book that tells the world: "I like to read large-print TV tie-ins!" Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book:10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here."
9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free!"
8. "MEEEEOW!! You sell books to kitties, don't you?"
7. "Whoa! You must go to Letterman's barber."
6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks."
5. "I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks."
4. "Do you have a bag or something? I don't want anyone to see me with this."
3. "If this book gives me a paper cut, I'm suing your sorry ass."
2. "Can you Super Size this?"
1. "You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man! I'm Hooked on Phonics!"
Dimensions (Overall): 9.0 Inches (H) x 6.0 Inches (W) x .44 Inches (D)
Weight: .63 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 176
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Topic
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Theme: Religion
Format: Paperback
Author: David Letterman
Language: English
Street Date: October 1, 1996
TCIN: 85747022
UPC: 9780553763584
Item Number (DPCI): 247-10-6192
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.44 inches length x 6 inches width x 9 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.63 pounds
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